befitandchase:

THE WINDY CITY TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still sunbathing.50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens.40° F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down.32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker.20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Chicago throw on a light jacket.15° F: People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Chicagoans close the windows.10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door to door.25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats.40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let the dogs sleep indoors.100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can’t start ‘da car.’460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Chicago start saying, ‘cold ‘nuff for ya?’500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series.

befitandchase:

THE WINDY CITY TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still sunbathing.

50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens.

40° F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down.

32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker.

20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Chicago throw on a light jacket.

15° F: People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Chicagoans close the windows.

10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door to door.

25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats.

40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can’t start ‘da car.’

460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Chicago start saying, ‘cold ‘nuff for ya?’

500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series.

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thedailymeme:

Every post from the upper midwest or eastern seaboard.

thedailymeme:

Every post from the upper midwest or eastern seaboard.

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pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

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If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

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me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok

crystalshades:

crystalshades:

f-adedyouth:

milky-bliss:

ta-zo:

I don’t usually reblog photos of smoking nor tolerate it in anyway, but there’s something about this picture that makes it absolutely stunning.

^^^^^

same

second time ever to reblog a post with a cigarette. this is just a beautiful picture that i cant resist myself so ok.



im shocked to see my url

crystalshades:

crystalshades:

f-adedyouth:

milky-bliss:

ta-zo:

I don’t usually reblog photos of smoking nor tolerate it in anyway, but there’s something about this picture that makes it absolutely stunning.

^^^^^

same

second time ever to reblog a post with a cigarette. this is just a beautiful picture that i cant resist myself so ok.

im shocked to see my url

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